Hoofty

What is Hoofty?


1.

a redneck/hick usually found in the northeastern region of Pennsylvania. These people have no concept of current events or any fashion sense. They also like to hunt deer and make deer jerky. They drive cars that cost about that same as a xbox360 or drive beat up trucks with mud stains.

(origin)comes from word "HOOF" like a deers HOOF IE the word "Hoofty"

Hey man, you see that hoofty at the pumpkin patch? Damn that mother fucker was ugly!

See hooftie, redneck, idoit, douchbag, ignoramous

2.

A person whose soul reason for existence is to collect trucks, cars and the like and jack them up on huge tires. Usually found in and around northeastern Pennsylvania. Enjoys mudding, beer pong, underage women, and burning out. Essentially, a hillbilly with a better vehicle.

Known to have many hang outs which may all be used for their parties. Examples being parking lots, clearings in the woods, areas along power lines, and various homes of 21 year olds.

Good for helping you out with car troubles and taking advantage of drunk teens.

Found debating which is better: Ford or Chevy. Always wearing steel-toe boots

"Hey! There's a hoofty! Lets go with him and get some 15 year old drunk!"

See nepa, hillbilly, ford, chevy


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