What is Hooka?
1.
a large water bong/pipe with a hose, or multiple hoses used to smoke weed or (sometimes flavored) tobacco. of middle eastern descent
also called shisha i think, or that might be the flavored tobacco, but whatever its called its fun as hell and you can get a nice buzz from the hookas at a hooka bar if you hit it real hard and its legal
lets go down to the hooka bar and hit the hooka
2.
The misspelling of the word hookah.
Some Dude: Let's go to a hooka bar.
Me: You fucking fuck face mother fucker, if your going to add to the Urban Dictionary then fucking spell correctly. God you're a stupid benis.
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3.
A bong which has multiple ports so numerous people can smoke the same pack at the same time.
Yo my new hooka has 6 hoses
4.
1. The way stoners spell
2. How you spell hooker if you're lazy or have a strange accent.
"Ey where all my money?!??!!?? Oh ya I spents it all on weed and a hooka. Now I can't even buy a cheap nasty hooka."
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5.
N. (Who-cah)
Large bong with many hoses, for large parties of stoners.
Load with what you would load a normal bong with.
Not legal in al 50 states.
Dude, have you ever tried two Hooka hoses at once?
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6.
An asian way of saying hooker.
"HEY HOOKA! TONITE YO' SHIFT!"
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7.
another word for
i see half dressed slut walkin down road*yells*"HOOKA!"*tone of voice goes up on the "OO" come back down on the "KA"
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