Hookah Douche

What is Hookah Douche?

When referring to hookah, someone who acts like they know what they are talking about, but it is obvious they don't.

Joe: " Hey man, can we try the melon?"

Hookah Douche: "You sure man? It's pretty harsh..."

Later...

Joe: (Sarcasticly)"Hey man you were right, it was pretty harsh."

Hookah Douche: (Serious)" I told you man. I know what I'm talking about. I smoke like 5 a day."

See hookah, douche, douche bag, hookah bar

C.h.a.d

1. A girl who is a total bitch. People hate her and she has no friends. She plays soccer and is often talked about behind her back. "..

Chastity Gut

1. A large belly that hangs over the pubic area, in which the belly button replaces the vaginal oriface for sexual purposes. The fat girl ..

Kentucky Grenade

1. v. After the male orgaism the solider removes the condom from his private and then proceeds to army craw to the foot of the bed. Then th..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Hookah Douche Edit Meaning