Hookah Douche

What is Hookah Douche?

When referring to hookah, someone who acts like they know what they are talking about, but it is obvious they don't.

Joe: " Hey man, can we try the melon?"

Hookah Douche: "You sure man? It's pretty harsh..."

Later...

Joe: (Sarcasticly)"Hey man you were right, it was pretty harsh."

Hookah Douche: (Serious)" I told you man. I know what I'm talking about. I smoke like 5 a day."

See hookah, douche, douche bag, hookah bar

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