Hook'em Horns

What is Hook'em Horns?


1.

University of Texas team sport where two players lock in with their erect penises and reverse thrust their pelvises until one or the other loses balance.

The crowd was silent as these two great champions met for one last match to decide it all. With their penises intertwined like mighty anacondas in love, both men had begun the final preparations before they got down to some serious hook'em horns business.

See football, dancing bear


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