Hooker Alarm Clock

What is Hooker Alarm Clock?

This is when you give a hooker, who stays the night, an extra amount of money to wake you up with oral sex. Most typically used in Las Vegas.

"Man, ever since I've been using that Hooker Alarm Clock; I've been waking up very refreshed."

See blowjob, oral sex, fellatio, hooker, prostitute, head

Unreqiuted

1. somthing that is un-returned or one sided, most often refering to love. Unrequited love is one of the most dificult things to live with..

Low Key

1. to keep something low key: to not announce it; to have a quiet gathering; opposite of a large party or big group of people; not much emp..

W.e

1. 1337 for "whatever" or "w/e"; primarily used by those too lazy to move their finger one more key over and press &quo..

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