What is Hooker Alarm Clock?
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This is when you give a hooker, who stays the night, an extra amount of money to wake you up with oral sex. Most typically used in Las Vegas.
"Man, ever since I've been using that Hooker Alarm Clock; I've been waking up very refreshed."
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