Hooker Alarm Clock

What is Hooker Alarm Clock?

This is when you give a hooker, who stays the night, an extra amount of money to wake you up with oral sex. Most typically used in Las Vegas.

"Man, ever since I've been using that Hooker Alarm Clock; I've been waking up very refreshed."

See blowjob, oral sex, fellatio, hooker, prostitute, head

Joteria

1. Of or relating to gay subculture in Mexico. From joto/jota, Mexican for queer. Pepe always knew he was gay, but he didn't really ..

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