Hooker Alarm Clock

What is Hooker Alarm Clock?

This is when you give a hooker, who stays the night, an extra amount of money to wake you up with oral sex. Most typically used in Las Vegas.

"Man, ever since I've been using that Hooker Alarm Clock; I've been waking up very refreshed."

See blowjob, oral sex, fellatio, hooker, prostitute, head

Panda Boobs

1. When a woman has bikini tan lines that give her pale triangles around her tits. Thus making her chest resemble the face of a panda. &q..

Inus

1. the headphone jack on apple products Brad was putting his downloads into Janet's Nano, when he missed the data port and accidental..

Leaky Susan

1. A burrito whose juices leak out of the tortilla on to the eater's hand and arm. Damn, my triple meat barbacoa turned out to be a l..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Hooker Alarm Clock Edit Meaning