Hooker Alarm Clock

What is Hooker Alarm Clock?

This is when you give a hooker, who stays the night, an extra amount of money to wake you up with oral sex. Most typically used in Las Vegas.

"Man, ever since I've been using that Hooker Alarm Clock; I've been waking up very refreshed."

See blowjob, oral sex, fellatio, hooker, prostitute, head

[j]

1. on your own. commonly used while on phone or txting im on my j's be on your j's..

Moolar

1. Hot sexy mooseness that makes you want to cry out in the night like a wilderbeast. Cheesewiz Is Moolar. Yo, Homie Skillet, check out t..

Lautenschlager

1. 1. A long penis 2. A type of German beer that no one heard of 1. DAMNNN Johny has a lautenschlager. 2. Let get crunked off lautenschl..

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