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A man who deeply desires to be a metrosexual like Ryan Seacrest. Wants to wear only designer clothes, get facials, pedicures, and overa..
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Adjoining housing for douching douche bags.
The neighboring douche bags had to hurry home to their doucheplex to douche the day away so..
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Desire to have sex with someone that you only see from a distance.
I see this chick around all the time, but I haven't talked to h..