What is Hooker Cooker?
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A Tanning Bed, especially when overused.
That cougar spent way too much time in the hooker cooker, her skin is all leathery and gross.
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a prostitute that you bang and then she cooks you breakfast the next morning.
-That Jane, she maybe a hooker, but at least she makes the guy breakfast the next morning.
-Filthy hooker cooker.
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mostly a female, who is sexualy attracted to many hookers, which cookes them up and eats them!
Hey, you hooker cooker! Stop eating my girlfriend!
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This is when the woman is on the rag painting the front porch and you bang her in the ass.
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when a former member of the navy blames walking past a man and grabbing at the mans genitals on the fact he lost his sense of balance wh..
