Hooker Cooker

What is Hooker Cooker?


1.

A Tanning Bed, especially when overused.

That cougar spent way too much time in the hooker cooker, her skin is all leathery and gross.

See vanity, pride, cougar, slut, sorostitute, bitches, hos, cancer, ugly, orange, Fredvegas

2.

a prostitute that you bang and then she cooks you breakfast the next morning.

-That Jane, she maybe a hooker, but at least she makes the guy breakfast the next morning.

-Filthy hooker cooker.

See whore, hooker, sex, intercourse

3.

mostly a female, who is sexualy attracted to many hookers, which cookes them up and eats them!

Hey, you hooker cooker! Stop eating my girlfriend!

See hooker, skank, hoe, bag, bitch, cooker, bizznitch


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