Hookhike

What is Hookhike?

The act of hitchhiking that involves some sort of sexual favor to reach a predetermined destination.

Guy #1: Hey man how did you get here? I thought you said that your pockets were dry.

Guy #2: They are man, I had to hookhike all the way over here.

Guy #1: Hookhike?

Guy #2: Yeah man this cougar that lives next door gave me a ride but I had to give that old hag a good ol' muff dive, and boy was her beaver hairy.

Guy #1: Gross.

See prostitute, hooker, broke, desperate

Blogument

1. tr.v.; To document in the form of a weblog. We thoroughly blogumented the details of our trip. See also: blargument See blog, weblog,..

Sup-ya

1. Same thing as saying FUCK YA....replace "fuck" with "sup" in any situation Other words to use instead of "fuck..

:^i

1. universal smiley for extreme boredom 1-man i am so :^I 2-yeah i know what you mean 1-whats up? 2-:^I 1-that sux 2-yeah See bored..

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