Hookhike

What is Hookhike?

The act of hitchhiking that involves some sort of sexual favor to reach a predetermined destination.

Guy #1: Hey man how did you get here? I thought you said that your pockets were dry.

Guy #2: They are man, I had to hookhike all the way over here.

Guy #1: Hookhike?

Guy #2: Yeah man this cougar that lives next door gave me a ride but I had to give that old hag a good ol' muff dive, and boy was her beaver hairy.

Guy #1: Gross.

See prostitute, hooker, broke, desperate

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