What is Hookhike?
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The act of hitchhiking that involves some sort of sexual favor to reach a predetermined destination.
Guy #1: Hey man how did you get here? I thought you said that your pockets were dry.
Guy #2: They are man, I had to hookhike all the way over here.
Guy #1: Hookhike?
Guy #2: Yeah man this cougar that lives next door gave me a ride but I had to give that old hag a good ol' muff dive, and boy was her beaver hairy.
Guy #1: Gross.
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to engage in sexual intercourse
dude, i'm going to rock them boots today, hella excited to get some again.
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A cult like neighborhood where almost everyone is related to the point where a drunken hookup would most likely be with a blood relative..
