Hooknasty Edit Meaning

1.

bimbo sorority girls that like to artificially tan themselves into excess and dress like slutbombs. many answer to the name Jen-Jen and enjoy drunken hook-ups with hambones that are advertised on Facebook.

A hambone and a hooknasty make a hamnasty baby. Thank god for abortion.

See slut, hambone, douchebag, sorostitute, nasty

2.

A term usually applied to the blonde, fake n' bake orange girls who frequent frat parties and the beds of student athletes. She usually dresses for male attention: short skirt, tight shirt, thong hanging out, lots of makeup to cover up the ugly. Not all hooknasties are in sororities, but every sorostituteis a hooknasty. Often shamelessly performs the walk of shame. Is proud to talk about her sexploitsand how she didn't use a condom.

Hey, go bareback that hooknasty if you want herpes!

See fake n' bake, sorostitute, walk of shame, slut, whore

3.

A person of great prepiness. Hooknasties often spend time with their male congruencies, also known as hambones.

Dana is a clown ass midget.

4.

To be overtly tanned or bleached; to lack in quality; to be effervescent; to provide Hambones for spooning partners.

Synonyms: Fem-bone or Sorostitute

Did you encounter that Hooknasty several moments ago? If I hadn't been previously engaged in conversation with Mussolini and Stalin, I believe that I would have been distracted by the effervescent sounds escaping from her overly bleached mouth (into her cell phone). Gee, I hope she wasn't offended that I refrained from checking out her spandex-clad, bubbly arse! What a nice T and A she had!