Hoolio Edit Meaning

1.

A cracked-out man whorewho's willing to lick a bum's balls for another rock. A Hoolio isn't necessarily gay, but will sell ass-favors to satisfy lust for drugs. Masculine derivative of hoochie.

That poor Hoolio, I heard he menage-a-thirteened a whole squadron of guys just to get a shot of jeremiah weed.

See man, whore, crack, hoochie, rock, gay, drugs, Longfellow

2.

One of those small black spiders you find in the basement of your house or in the bathrooms. Theyre small one day, then giant the next. you can wash them down the drain, but they crawl back up. they also seem to multiply.

guy one "Holy crap did u see that?!"

guy two "HMM? oh, thats just a hoolio"

guy one "a what?"

guy two "a hoolio"

guy one "what's a hoolio?"

guy two "a spider"

3.

Someone who has an extremely large penis; an extremely large penis. Originating in Mooresboro, North Carolina.

So you got a hoolio huh?

See Hugh Jass

4.

A U.S. version of a mexican pimp. Rarely seen around his house.

Any hawaiin who has any similarities to that of a mexican bumb but has the same attire of a modern day street pimp.

See Hoolio

5.

some kid o bothers me and i dont even know why he rights about me. He apparently has no life. And i almost feel sorry for him. no i don't