What is Hooman?
1.
A fun loving guy who can be a little crazy at times...and also a little slutty.
Damn, that's the third chick hooman hooked with this week!
2.
A giant penis attached to a would-be law student
Skank 1: Damn girl, my ass is killing me
Skank 2: For realz?
Skank 1: Hell yeah! That hooman performed a murder one on my booty last night
3.
The tendency to greet or thank someone through prostration with one's left hand tucked by one's stomach.
Hey, it looks like that guy is bent over and holding his stomach like he's about to throw up. - No, He's just busting a Hooman.
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4.
child molester from pasadena that has a penchant for deuces
Hey, watch out. I think that guy is trying to Hooman your kid.
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5.
A tempermental, highly emotional auditor that has not yet realized the ramifications of gaining so much weight.
Girl One: What happened to that dude?
Girl Two: He pulled a Hooman, let him go.
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