Hoon

What is Hoon?


1.

1. To travel at speed in a confined area, or do burnouts on a public road in traffic ..

2. To show off in a dagerous manner, mostly with a vehicle or engine powered item ..

Look at that bloody dangerous hoon!!

(YELLED IN ANNOYANCE AT OFFENDER).. YA FUCKIN' HOON!!!

2.

A vulgar alternative to the word "cunt".

The prime minister in an utter hoon.

Or, I drank 8 pints of lager and got completely hooned.

See cunt, bastard, vulgar, pussy, vagina, stoudman

3.

In the British political context, a member of the British Labour Party.

What a hoon!

See broon, knob, hoan, honolulu

4.

Somebody who engages in the following activities whilst in control of a motor vehicle

1) High speed driving (often > 40 K's over)

2) The delibrate loss of traction of 1 or more wheels

3) The delibrate loss of control of a vehicle, better known as "drifting"

4) Participating in illegal (drag) racing

5) The performance of other acts such as burnouts, donuts, fishtails

Most hoons have no regard for traffic laws and are rude to police officers however this is not neccessarily the case

Hoon 1: Did u hear bro, I killed that xr6 turbo in my stock skyline

Hoon 2: Nice, what did u get up to

Hoon 1: We got up to about 180km/h then i started to back off. Then i took it sideways down a sidestreet coz i thought there were coppers behind us

Hoon 2: Nice, bloody pigs!

See hooning, drift, donut, burnout, drag

5.

to travel at a high velocity, preferrably in a car.

He fucking hooned it down that straight!

See Danger mouse

6.

A word used to describe a person who uses cars, motorcycles, or marine power vessels for recreation and fun instead of getting from A to B.

Bystander: "Wow that man is enjoying himself letting the power of his beast lay rubber all over the road whilst the car moves at an extremly dangourous speed of about 2Km/H!"

Cop/Granny/Journalist: "Arrest that hoon at once! they are having too much fun!"

See burnout, drift, drag, speed, fun

7.

1. An insult or derogitory word directed at someone acting in a homosexual manor.

2. A beastly person, or animalian human being.

3. A rancor or other huge mythological creature

4. Someone looking for casual, no strings attached sex

1. Get off me you dirty hoon!

2. Man, did you see that dude walk by, what a hoon he was!

3. I swear when I was walking home, this hoon looking ma fuk was staring at me!

4. "This girl kept coming up to me wanting to take me home"

-Why didn't you?

" That hoon was way to smashed!! It woudln't have been morally correct"

See hooned, hooner, beast, homosexual, dingo


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