Hooner

What is Hooner?


1.

One who hoons. A hooner is a person who drives an exotic sportscar as it was meant to be driven.

That Jamiroquai, he's a bit of a hooner!

See hoon, show-off

2.

forcing the fumes of cannabis, through water via a disused sprite bottle with a pipe at the bottom, sucking all the air out from the top and inhaling, resulting in you getting blazed!

pass the hooner... i wna get blazed!

See shotty, bong, tooster, sprite, tooter

3.

An incredibly ugly woman. Slightly more foul than a bint, but not as rancid as a minger. On a par with a munter but with saggier norks.

Susan Appleyard

4.

A whore. Also, a women who failed as a whore.

Hooner, pass the ketchup.

See whore, prostitute, mother, brother, woman, Dudesir

5.

noun. Little known but passionately defended term used to describe a particular model of motorcycle (and it's variants) - the Honda Hornet aka. CB 600F/CB 900F (CB 599/ CB 919 - U.S. model names). This gives rise to the verb 'to hoon'

Have you seen Chris' modded Hornet? Now that's some Hooner!

I decided that I'd go for a Hooner as my first bike and I just love it!

See hornet, honda, hoon, motorbike, mod, ptw


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