Hoopie Mall

What is Hoopie Mall?


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Properly, a flee market in the town of Rogers, Ohio. Could be used to describe any are that hoopies are likely to shop, such as a strip mall with a Dollar General or a Family Dollar. Also frequented by trucks and dirtbikesand people sportin' the white trash 'stache

You: I need some ammo, a knock-off Versace bag, a funnel cake, a 300 pound hog and some fresh Amish produce.

Me: The only place you can get all that is the hoppie mall.


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