What is Hoops?
1.
Basketabll.
"Let's play sum hoops."
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2.
alternative word for vinyl records
"I'm just going to spin a few hoops and then we can go to the shops" shouted Paul the DJ to his wife Sharon who was upstairs after a bath, trying to get the new curtains up in the front room. The newlyweds had originally been going to go with a sort of lime green and mauve art and design style pettern, but in the end they opted for the simpler orange ones that they had seen earlier in the less expensive shop downstairs, where Sharon had had an episode and had started calling other customers offensive names and laughing at them, possibly because of Pauls' inadequacy.
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3.
What true playas do in their free time.
Pimp: Yo negro u done pimpin yo hoes? We gotta play some hoops ma brotha.
Playa: Yea ma nig, she ain't mean nothin to me shes just a bitch.
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4.
Man Boobs. So called because many athletic shirts have the word "hoops" written acrost the chest (think basketball), and many fat guys think they're the shit when wearing such shirts.
"Dude, your hoops are jiggling in tune with the bass."
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