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Like cheese only more awesom because of its ease of use.
OMFG I love to squirt canned cheese into my mouth...
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Evil penguins that wish to take over the world.
"OHHH MY GOD!!! The evil penguins are coming!!!"
See Sarah..
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A minor injury brought on by particularly enthusiastic sexual activity.
"I can't go running this morning because I've go..