Hooter Hammock

What is Hooter Hammock?

a stretchy shirt that cradles each boob and has a glittery, gaudy medallion in the middle

The real housewives of Orange County have hooter hammocks in every imaginable color.

Did you see the hooter hammock Gretchen had on last episode?

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