What is Hootersmurfer?
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Hootersmurfer (hoot-err-smirf-err), Noun. A "hootersmurfer" is a term that is synonymous with any noun ever created for any spoken language, when said noun cannot be retrieved from conscious, short or long-term memory. Meaning, when tip-of-tongue syndrome is present, "hootersmurfer" can be used to describe the object for which the speaker cannot think of the name.
"Hey, bob, what ever happened to that... uh... that 'hootersmurfer' you had?"
"You mean my electric bug-zapper?"
"YEAH, that's the thing! Remember how we used to get drunk and see who could hold on to the glowing rod the longest?"
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A machine that is given the task of wanking for a human for its pleasure.
Guy 1: Oh man i bought this wanking machine.
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Where no sex takes place, no matter what a stripper tells you.
"There is no sex in the champaigne room" - Chris Rock
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