What is Hootie Blowfish?
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a. One who tries to hide their inability to dance by simply gyrating their body uncoordinatedly in every which direction, often in repetition of the same few moves and never in time with the music. This not only embarrasses them, but is a health hazard to all around them.
b. band
My dad is a hootie blowfish from way back. He single handedly brought about the death of disco.
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an attempted fart that results in either a liquid or solid emission
Man, I lifted a cheek to let one slide and wound up with a busted d..
