Hootie Poppers

What is Hootie Poppers?

Serious medical condition concerning when one "breaks out into little assholes and shits themselves."

Susie Homemaker: "Don't eat that raw hot dog! You'll get the Hootie Poppers!"

Me: Oh noes!!

See break out, assholes, shit, medical, condition

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