Hootlanka Edit Meaning

1. The term for a person who is a mix between a douche and an astronaut. One who is such a huge douchebag the atmosphere of earth can not..

1. Super slinky shorts on a dude that show his testes(oysters) when he raises a leg Holy Shit did you see those oyster shorts on Coach Hes..

1. Somebody who sucks at everything, cannot do anything right, or is just a plain mother-fucking piece of shit You Bloody shitrag I'..