Hootlanka Edit Meaning

1. Short for YOU FAIL IN LIFE Guy: "the first thing his dad told me when I called was "Happy Father's Day!!"" Gu..

1. quick fast joel got me the coast guard on speed dial See kerpal..

1. An avergage mediocre teenage girl who sucks at playing Guitar Hero (or Drunk Mormon for that matter), trips on a daily basis, uses catch..