What is Hoover Cooter?
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Simple a vagina that sucks dick. A woman with skills using her pussy to massage and rythmically squeeze a penis like a milking machine on a cow's tit. A slut that (very well)screws everybody but you.
Dude, she is such an asshole. She uses you. How can you stand her. She's not that good looking, either. I don't get it. WTF?
(looking timid) Man, I can't help it. I got sucked in by the hoover cooter. I can't leave the most amazing piece of ass evar. It's like screwing a moist, hot, gentle vacuum cleaner. I'm numb.
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means 'The Lights Off Covers On Approach'
Used when a girl/guy is a butterfaceand you don't have a brown bag handy.
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2 Hot Carls (shit in a tube sock) tied together to make nunchucks. Thank you B.M.
Don't make me beat you with hot chucks.
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