What is Hoover Cooter?
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Simple a vagina that sucks dick. A woman with skills using her pussy to massage and rythmically squeeze a penis like a milking machine on a cow's tit. A slut that (very well)screws everybody but you.
Dude, she is such an asshole. She uses you. How can you stand her. She's not that good looking, either. I don't get it. WTF?
(looking timid) Man, I can't help it. I got sucked in by the hoover cooter. I can't leave the most amazing piece of ass evar. It's like screwing a moist, hot, gentle vacuum cleaner. I'm numb.
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An exclamation when your suprised. Made semi-popular with the Stephen King book/movie Dream Catcher.
Jesus christ bananas, look at tho..
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A short swift back-handed slap accross the face as to reprimand or discipline a child.
"Nana said I'd get an Italian slap if ..
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You can be ugly as:
- a hatful of arseholes
- a busted arse
- a hatful of busted arsholes
You could have:
- been beaten with the ug..
