What is Hoover Maneuver?
1.
You begin in normal freaky-move starting position (doggy style). The woman is on all fours. In a swift motion, you take her arms and pull them to the side, making her face fall to the ground. Then you start walking around, making vaccuum noises. It's easy, fun, and keeps your floor clean.
Dude, I used the Hoover Manuver on Cindi last night and now she has rug-burn on her forehead.
2.
When having sex with a girl doggy-style you pull out when you're about to finish and spit on her back, so she thinks you shot it there, while firing your load onto the floor. Then you pull her legs out from under her and pull her back and forth over the spot thus "cleaning it up".
There's now a stain on my floor after I gave that chick the hoover maneuver.
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3.
While taking someone from behind, you pull their arms back while lifting them up off the bed. You then proceed to angle them downward rubbing their face on the carpeted floor while making "vroom vroom" noises.
Dude, I totally busted out the Hoover Maneuver on that broad last night...
Yeah, she kicked me out after, but it was worth it!
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4.
(v. or n.)
v. to have sex doggy-style with a woman on the floor and then proceed to push her face across the carpet until rug burn occurs
n. the act of pushing a girl's face across the rug as to cause rug burn while having doggy-style sex
v. Lisa's face was so red after I Hoover Maneuevered her across the floor (all night long).
n. After I give her the Hoover Manuever, she'll need a new face.
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