What is Hoovering?
1.
A sexual practice in which the penis is inserted either partially or fully in the vagina, but no thrusting is allowed. The rationale being that as long as no thrusting or movement occurs the act is not considered intercourse, thus maintaining virginal status and/or keeping one's number of sexual partners low. This is reportedly popular among Christian youth.
She told me we couldn't have sex, but she was down for hoovering!
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2.
to consume a whole beverage in one gulp or eat food in the fewest bites as possible with out chewing.
Jim was hoovering down several 22 ounce beera at the bar last night in one gulp.
Melanie was in a pms moment and was hoovering down a piece of cake in two bites last time I saw her.
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3.
To snort a powdered drug such as cocaine
He was hoovering an eight ball every day and had to get his nose cauterized.
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4.
To have an abortion
She got pregnant but dacided to get hovered.
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5.
I think Julie meant "hoovered" as in vacuum-clean-er'd as in sucked-out.
The lazy trollop's contraceptive.
She got pregnmant by accident so got herself Hoover'd to make room for the next accident.
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