Hooves

What is Hooves?


1.

It's like a camel toe, only WAY WORSE

Debbie wears Lee Jeans from the early 80's that give her a giant HOOVE in the front.

2.

n. A phenomenon that occurs when a person (usually a female) wears jeans or pants that are much too long with heels and the pant covers the heel completely, stretching at the bottom to create the appearance of a hoof. Frequently sported by celebrities such as Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Lopez.

"OMG, look at Jenny's pants! They're so long she has hooves!"

See hoof, feet, fashion victim

3.

Feet. The appendages extending from the ankle of homo sapien.

"Stop holding D! Pick up your hooves and get to work!"

"My hooves are aching in these bad platform shoes."

See dogs

4.

a single black triangular pig hoove

eww look at hooves today

See hooves, hoove, pig, pigs

5.

dirty calused raunchy feet

Girl get yo hooves off me!

6.

a nicknmae of travis

yo hooves

See travis


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