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Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while pissing my pants.
"rotflmaowipmp"
"what the fuck?"..
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Unaffordable software that now can be obtained for free practically anywhere.
I couldn't afford microsoft office, so I downloaded ..
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Lacking the ability to apply mechanical skills intelligently.
Example: Driving with your thumb up your ass.
Example: Driving in the pa..