What is Hoppel?
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An obese, lying, wanna-be-Jesuit poker-playing pants-shitter. He's also been known to conveniently fall through the floor when asked to follow through on tasks he's willingly volunteered for. Aside from an occasional mustache ride from those sweet-assed University biscuits, he is for the most part unsuccessful with the ladies.
That hoppel really fucked us in the ass - looks like the paper's not coming out tomorrow!
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Adjective. A male who gives a lady the horn in a base, porno way i.e. extremely 'do'able.
Christ! Look at Percy, he is well h..
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Better than ill.
Super-cool.
"That prank was illis patillis!"
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