What is Hoppel?
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An obese, lying, wanna-be-Jesuit poker-playing pants-shitter. He's also been known to conveniently fall through the floor when asked to follow through on tasks he's willingly volunteered for. Aside from an occasional mustache ride from those sweet-assed University biscuits, he is for the most part unsuccessful with the ladies.
That hoppel really fucked us in the ass - looks like the paper's not coming out tomorrow!
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Someone who believes anything from the Tabloids, even believing the stupidest of rumors without any proof. People like this usually have..
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When you think you are going to fart, but you actually shit your pants.
Dude, I think I just oops doodied.
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