What is Hoppel?
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An obese, lying, wanna-be-Jesuit poker-playing pants-shitter. He's also been known to conveniently fall through the floor when asked to follow through on tasks he's willingly volunteered for. Aside from an occasional mustache ride from those sweet-assed University biscuits, he is for the most part unsuccessful with the ladies.
That hoppel really fucked us in the ass - looks like the paper's not coming out tomorrow!
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Shes Beautiful
Shes Easy To Talk To
I Can Share Anything With Her
Her Smile Is Gawjus
She Owns Me Completly
I Wouldnt Trade Her For..
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Something Allah will give in paradise, if you strap a bomb to yourself and go blow something up.
Allah will give me 72 virgins and a ri..
