What is Hoppel?
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An obese, lying, wanna-be-Jesuit poker-playing pants-shitter. He's also been known to conveniently fall through the floor when asked to follow through on tasks he's willingly volunteered for. Aside from an occasional mustache ride from those sweet-assed University biscuits, he is for the most part unsuccessful with the ladies.
That hoppel really fucked us in the ass - looks like the paper's not coming out tomorrow!
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When you rub your testicles with grease from fried chicken and proceed to teabagan unsuspecting black man.
After a brief stop at KFC, W..
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Having a female perform oral sex on you while you are taking a shit. The double brat is truly obtained if you have both sperm and feces ..
