Hoppel

What is Hoppel?


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An obese, lying, wanna-be-Jesuit poker-playing pants-shitter. He's also been known to conveniently fall through the floor when asked to follow through on tasks he's willingly volunteered for. Aside from an occasional mustache ride from those sweet-assed University biscuits, he is for the most part unsuccessful with the ladies.

That hoppel really fucked us in the ass - looks like the paper's not coming out tomorrow!


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