What is Hoppers Crossing?
1.
A really weird suburb with some really awesome people, such as Danness. <3
Person 1: I'm going to hoppers crossing.
Person 2: WOAH, THAT'S THAT PLACE WHERE THE COOL DANNESS LIVES.
Person 1: Yeah, I'm visiting him.
Person 2: THAT IS SO AWESOME. I WISH I WAS COOL ENOUGH TO KNOW DANNESS.
2.
hole. hole. hole. IT'S A FUCKING HOLE! It's right fucking next to shit fucking creek, for fucks fucking sake! I mean, fucking come on.
Hoppers girl: hI i LiVe In HoPpErZ cRoSsInG oMgZ i'M kEwL
Normal girl: Fuck off, you fucking monkey fucker.
