What is Hoppes?
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To get ready to score, but then say something stupid.
Oh man, I was so close to hitting that ass, but then I pulled a Hoppes.
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Model-Plane flying and Linux-Loving super geek. He bounces when he walks and enjoys getting it on with more then one girl at once. People often mistake him for being in heat and he loves running around his home naked.
"I do alot more bouncing in the bedroom then I do when I walk" ~Hoppes
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NOT 1001 Knights. This has nothing to do with chivalry per se but a length of time; hence 'nights.'
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