What is Horfleporfer?
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One who attempts to contain semen explosion during intercourse, ultimately fails, and then attempts to cover up the fact that they ejeculated at all.
Bill: Last night, I as soon as I rammed my rod, my load blew! I tried to cover it up but my sweet and sour sauce was everywhere!
Rodney: What the fuck Bill, you're such a horfleporfer!
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A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.
See cracky
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Female form of masturbatio..
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the black hole of the universe. No matter how many times someone leaves, they always wind up here. Maybe its the great selection of drug..