Horfleporfer

What is Horfleporfer?


1.

One who attempts to contain semen explosion during intercourse, ultimately fails, and then attempts to cover up the fact that they ejeculated at all.

Bill: Last night, I as soon as I rammed my rod, my load blew! I tried to cover it up but my sweet and sour sauce was everywhere!

Rodney: What the fuck Bill, you're such a horfleporfer!

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