What is Horizantal Shit?
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The worst nightmare of all shit taking scenarios. Whereas a normal shit comes out vertically with easy 'slideage', this shit forces its way out horizontally causing immense pain and anguish. The horizontal shit brings a tear to the eye of the person who feels almost like the shit is raping them from the inside.
As Jake left the bathroom, his red eyed, sweaty appearence was enough for his friends to know the pain he'd been through minutes earlier
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Enormous sagging boobs. To the point where you could literally play tetherball with them, because they are very blobish.
Look at the si..
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Overpowering feeling to do bodily harm to someone that has gone totally over the line into your space: physically, morally, spiritually,..
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A girl/woman who has dressed extra slutty. Like a whore.
Damn, that bitch looks hookerific...
