What is Horizantal Shit?
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The worst nightmare of all shit taking scenarios. Whereas a normal shit comes out vertically with easy 'slideage', this shit forces its way out horizontally causing immense pain and anguish. The horizontal shit brings a tear to the eye of the person who feels almost like the shit is raping them from the inside.
As Jake left the bathroom, his red eyed, sweaty appearence was enough for his friends to know the pain he'd been through minutes earlier
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A semi-erect penis. Usually 1/2 to 3/5 the way to being fully erect.
Also can be simplified to "Gonzo".
Variations of term:
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One who is of the opposite sex who(when looking from afar)appears to be of the same sex.
I saw up ahead in the distance this long haire..
