What is Horizantal Shit?
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The worst nightmare of all shit taking scenarios. Whereas a normal shit comes out vertically with easy 'slideage', this shit forces its way out horizontally causing immense pain and anguish. The horizontal shit brings a tear to the eye of the person who feels almost like the shit is raping them from the inside.
As Jake left the bathroom, his red eyed, sweaty appearence was enough for his friends to know the pain he'd been through minutes earlier
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Random Words:
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A phrase used to make fun of a person for saying something completely obvious.
Person 1: *drops her purse and already leans to pick it ..
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Interupting normal conversations with tweet topics and comments, hence "intwitterupting"
We were having a normal conversation..
