What is Horizantal Shit?
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The worst nightmare of all shit taking scenarios. Whereas a normal shit comes out vertically with easy 'slideage', this shit forces its way out horizontally causing immense pain and anguish. The horizontal shit brings a tear to the eye of the person who feels almost like the shit is raping them from the inside.
As Jake left the bathroom, his red eyed, sweaty appearence was enough for his friends to know the pain he'd been through minutes earlier
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The beautiful, funny, talented, bassist of The Used.
Tomato in me back pocket!
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one of the amazing bassists this wor..
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a Football penalty becoming more common by the day.
Jaron toasts Corey on a corner route
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