What is Horizantal Shit?
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The worst nightmare of all shit taking scenarios. Whereas a normal shit comes out vertically with easy 'slideage', this shit forces its way out horizontally causing immense pain and anguish. The horizontal shit brings a tear to the eye of the person who feels almost like the shit is raping them from the inside.
As Jake left the bathroom, his red eyed, sweaty appearence was enough for his friends to know the pain he'd been through minutes earlier
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Adjective- Reffering to a person with a high or chimey voice
Alex is very xylophoney because his voice is rather high.
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when a girl and a guy have sex on some grass while the girl is on her period and once the guy sperms all the stains make the italian fla..
