What is Horizantal Shit?
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The worst nightmare of all shit taking scenarios. Whereas a normal shit comes out vertically with easy 'slideage', this shit forces its way out horizontally causing immense pain and anguish. The horizontal shit brings a tear to the eye of the person who feels almost like the shit is raping them from the inside.
As Jake left the bathroom, his red eyed, sweaty appearence was enough for his friends to know the pain he'd been through minutes earlier
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Being so broke you use quarters in your desk to buy junk food out of the vending machines for lunch.
"Wanna come to lunch with us ..
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(a) An exclamation of intense or uncontrolled delight; (b) A greeting between two or more people; (c) A word that may be uttered in situ..
