What is Horizantal Shit?
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The worst nightmare of all shit taking scenarios. Whereas a normal shit comes out vertically with easy 'slideage', this shit forces its way out horizontally causing immense pain and anguish. The horizontal shit brings a tear to the eye of the person who feels almost like the shit is raping them from the inside.
As Jake left the bathroom, his red eyed, sweaty appearence was enough for his friends to know the pain he'd been through minutes earlier
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Being a passenger in a car with a driver unaccustomed to driving a car equipped with manual transmission, staying in first gear way too ..
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Taking the bus or any other type of public trasportation to your destination. usally a last resort
I guess were going to be bussing it ..
