Horizon Realty

What is Horizon Realty?

A force of nature that causes all things to fail.

Example a: I was totally going to be on time for work, but Horizon Realty made me drive into a tree.

Example b: “Who said sleeping in a moldy apartment was bad for you? Horizon Realty thinks it’s okay.”

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