Horizontal

What is Horizontal?


1.

Usually occurs during a bout of food-poisoning or a night on the beers which can lead to severe pains and abnormalities relating to excretion. Upon going to the toilet for a dump, rather than fall vertically from your backside it will spray, or release horizontally. Called 'doing a horizontal'.

"You might want to be careful when using the toilet, I've just been for a horizontal"

See horizontal, shit, spray, lager, gas

2.

to be passed out...usually frum drinking but jus plain asleep can qualify also

"I drank so much saturday night, i was totally horizontal all day sunday."

See passed out, hangover, sleep, in bed

3.

to have sex. "horizontal" as in lying down, having sex, but doesn't necessarily mean having sex when lying down.

"Lets get horizontal, baby!"

See bang, shag, hump, bone, nail


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