What is Horizontal Bacon Smile?
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The roughest toughest penis to ever grace the fields of Madagascar. People dropped in fear at the site of the Horizontal Bacon Smile drinking tea or knitting mugs to drink from. He was one bad ass light-skinned lincoln log
hide the perishables here come the horizontal bacon smile
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The more issues a person crudely shoehorns down into a liberal/conservative dichotomy, the more certain you can be that the person is an..
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when your masterbating and you stick your finger up your but
dude last night i was beatin it and stuck my finger up my butt!
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