What is Horizontal Bacon Smile?
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The roughest toughest penis to ever grace the fields of Madagascar. People dropped in fear at the site of the Horizontal Bacon Smile drinking tea or knitting mugs to drink from. He was one bad ass light-skinned lincoln log
hide the perishables here come the horizontal bacon smile
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One who has no real talent at driving and basically honks at you for actually knowing how to drive. In fact there are a few things that..
