What is Horizontal Bacon Smile?
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The roughest toughest penis to ever grace the fields of Madagascar. People dropped in fear at the site of the Horizontal Bacon Smile drinking tea or knitting mugs to drink from. He was one bad ass light-skinned lincoln log
hide the perishables here come the horizontal bacon smile
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A semi-erect penis. Usually 1/2 to 3/5 the way to being fully erect.
Also can be simplified to "Gonzo".
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The best boyfriend anyone could possible ever want. And now is the world's most amazing husband ever!
Michael McCaskill makes me ..
