What is Horizontal Bacon Smile?
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The roughest toughest penis to ever grace the fields of Madagascar. People dropped in fear at the site of the Horizontal Bacon Smile drinking tea or knitting mugs to drink from. He was one bad ass light-skinned lincoln log
hide the perishables here come the horizontal bacon smile
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Very similar to constructive criticism.
Constructive Rage is ragethat is used in order to point out a negative characteristic in someon..
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Means your really, really drunk. Preferably off Some sort of vodka.
"man, Im pissed like a potato."
See potato, pissed, drun..
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a bitch at the bar that tries to pick up pathetic guys for the purpose of free drinks.
"look at that stupid bitch, flirting with t..
