What is Horizontal Bacon Smile?
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The roughest toughest penis to ever grace the fields of Madagascar. People dropped in fear at the site of the Horizontal Bacon Smile drinking tea or knitting mugs to drink from. He was one bad ass light-skinned lincoln log
hide the perishables here come the horizontal bacon smile
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a combination of typical meats such as beef, pork, and chicken. often found atop a pizza or chinese rice plate.
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Extreme lack of desire to do anything productive; commonly experienced in the afternoon on Christmas day.
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The grammatically correct way of saying "You could have went all day without saying that". Used when something unpleasant and/..
