What is Horizontal Bacon Smile?


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The roughest toughest penis to ever grace the fields of Madagascar. People dropped in fear at the site of the Horizontal Bacon Smile drinking tea or knitting mugs to drink from. He was one bad ass light-skinned lincoln log

hide the perishables here come the horizontal bacon smile


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