What is Horizontal Bacon Smile?
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The roughest toughest penis to ever grace the fields of Madagascar. People dropped in fear at the site of the Horizontal Bacon Smile drinking tea or knitting mugs to drink from. He was one bad ass light-skinned lincoln log
hide the perishables here come the horizontal bacon smile
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To yank ones reproductive organ to the point of climax.
Roland likes to yankerbate because he gets no action from the ladies...
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1.) (noun) The current starting running back redshirt freshman for UGA. As of Novermber 3rd, 2007, Moreno rushed over 1,000 yards as a ..
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Slang for an erection concealed in a man's trousers
"Holy cow, that man sure is packing pine! He must be happy to be here!&qu..
