What is Horizontal Bacon Smile?
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The roughest toughest penis to ever grace the fields of Madagascar. People dropped in fear at the site of the Horizontal Bacon Smile drinking tea or knitting mugs to drink from. He was one bad ass light-skinned lincoln log
hide the perishables here come the horizontal bacon smile
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The act of eating brown gravy off of your sexual partner. Typically from his/her genetelia.
Particulary common during the holiday seaso..
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some ogger looking mother fucker that don't know shit!!!
a door stop.
See 0wned..
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A derogatory reference to a male which implies that he spends a lot of time masturbating his very small penis.
Guy 1: "Oops I mess..
