Horizontal Escalator

What is Horizontal Escalator?


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A weird movement during sex made by the male which resembles a moving walkway and requires very minimal thrust.

That guy last night was doing the horizontal escalator. Long story short, "I didn't give him my phone number!"

See lazy, boring, inept, dull


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