Horizontal Kartwheel

What is Horizontal Kartwheel?


1.

When you are going down on someone and aren't getting shit back so you force them into the 69 position by quickly and sneakishly swinging your legs around so you can plant your genitals right on their face--keeping your mouth in tact at all times. Practice makes perfect.

"The other night she was hosting a clam bake so I decided to horizontal kartwheel and plant my shit right in her face"

"The other night she was hosting a clam bake so I decided to horizontal kartwheel and plant my shit right in her face"

See 69, oral, blow job, sex, eat

2.

When you are going down on someone and aren't getting shit back so you force them into the 69 position by quickly and sneakishly swinging your legs around so you can plant your genitals right on their face--keeping your mouth in tact at all times. Practice makes perfect.

"The other night she was hosting a clam bake so I decided to horizontal kartwheel and plant my shit right in her face"

See 69, eat out, blow job, sex


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