What is Horizontal Monster Mash?


1.

basically to have sex lying down, cannot be vertical

or doing the crazed dance of the time, also while lying down

also can mean 2 monsters having sex, lying down

i walked in a they were doing the horizontal monster mash

See sex, fuck, lying, monster


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