Horizontal Mood

What is Horizontal Mood?


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1. When you are in the mood to just lie down and relax or go to sleep.

2. When you are in the mood to make loveor just have raw passionate sex on the bed.

Lacey(wearing her bathrobe after taking a shower): You know Steve, I am so in the horizontal mood right now.

Steve: You're tired? That's understandable after a whole night of dancing together.

Lacey: No, honey, not in the sense of being 'tired.' *giggles* *quickly opens up her bathrobe, revealing her naked body in full glory*

Steve: GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GIGGIDY! *gets it on with Lacey*

Mark H. Urban Addictsince February 2004.


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