Horizontal Shuffle

What is Horizontal Shuffle?

The art of having sexwith a man/woman/animal.

It is regular sex, nothing special...

But what REAL men call it!

Alex: Mate I tried to have sex with my dog, it wriggled a lot.

Joel: Dude you're sick! And At least call it the Horizontal Shuffle!!

See horizontal, shuffle, joel, alex, smith, brown, sex, docking

much like grinding, like b boys do in da club, but horizontally. Perhaps lying on a bed/back of pick up truck.

Say baby, you can really dance... do you know the 'Horizontal Shuffle'?

See hibbity dibbity, doin it

Hampstered

1. Drunk I got so Hampstered last night. See drunk, wasted, faded, toe up, gone 2. when you're so hammered drunk you cannot pronou..

Yayurr

1. 1. For excitement of any kind. 2. another word for yayuhh ex. OH! shit! look at that right there "Yayurr". ex. I tackled ..

Karp

1. used in a threatening context, to warn a person who is being increasingly annoying that they are about to get smacked/punched/kicked in ..

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