Horizontal Shuffle

What is Horizontal Shuffle?

The art of having sexwith a man/woman/animal.

It is regular sex, nothing special...

But what REAL men call it!

Alex: Mate I tried to have sex with my dog, it wriggled a lot.

Joel: Dude you're sick! And At least call it the Horizontal Shuffle!!

See horizontal, shuffle, joel, alex, smith, brown, sex, docking

much like grinding, like b boys do in da club, but horizontally. Perhaps lying on a bed/back of pick up truck.

Say baby, you can really dance... do you know the 'Horizontal Shuffle'?

See hibbity dibbity, doin it

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