Horizontal Shuffle

What is Horizontal Shuffle?

The art of having sexwith a man/woman/animal.

It is regular sex, nothing special...

But what REAL men call it!

Alex: Mate I tried to have sex with my dog, it wriggled a lot.

Joel: Dude you're sick! And At least call it the Horizontal Shuffle!!

See horizontal, shuffle, joel, alex, smith, brown, sex, docking

much like grinding, like b boys do in da club, but horizontally. Perhaps lying on a bed/back of pick up truck.

Say baby, you can really dance... do you know the 'Horizontal Shuffle'?

See hibbity dibbity, doin it

Verry

1. One who is extremely good looking. "Hey, he is verry attractive." stated indie girl to number one best friend. (giggle, gigg..

Riccardied

1. When the "riccardi" harshly repremands the "offender/victim" until completely souless inside. See also: Dictator wit..

Fisticuff

1. Blows or cuffs with one's fist; a street fight. Jack is down at the bar dealing out some fisticuffs to those bastards. See yargh ..

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