What is Horizontal Surface Disease?
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Someone who has trouble keeping horizontal surfaces neat. Desks become a place for papers and books to accumulate; couches become a breeding ground for coats, purses, and junk.
OMG, did you see her house?? She has a major case of horizontal surface disease.
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Possibly the largest form of douchness. When someone is being so shady that the common douch bag is unable to resolve.
What's Bert..
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A big, round, muscular ass on a woman.
"Man, check out the bedonkydonk on that bitch!"
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