What is Horizontal Surface Disease?
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Someone who has trouble keeping horizontal surfaces neat. Desks become a place for papers and books to accumulate; couches become a breeding ground for coats, purses, and junk.
OMG, did you see her house?? She has a major case of horizontal surface disease.
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When you dump in the bed after she's passed out and you leave.
Dude, I just did a bedpan boogie and left before she woke up.
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