What is Horizontal Surface Disease?
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Someone who has trouble keeping horizontal surfaces neat. Desks become a place for papers and books to accumulate; couches become a breeding ground for coats, purses, and junk.
OMG, did you see her house?? She has a major case of horizontal surface disease.
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A person who consists of half man, quarter woman, quarter beast.
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