What is Horizontal Surface Disease?

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Someone who has trouble keeping horizontal surfaces neat. Desks become a place for papers and books to accumulate; couches become a breeding ground for coats, purses, and junk.

OMG, did you see her house?? She has a major case of horizontal surface disease.

See mess, messy, clutter, junk
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