What is Horizontally Challenged?
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An overweight person.
I'm sick of being horizontally challenged, it's time to get a gym membership around here!
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The inability to get laid.
Condoleezza Rice is so horizontally challenged, it's not funny.
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A hair-do that appears wet or greasy and is slicked down and/or back.
I didn't blow dry my hair before i put it in a pony tail so ..
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Giant nipples that take over much of a womans breast, making them ugly and irregular. Resemble the size of chicken patties.
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