What is Horizontally Challenged?


1.

An overweight person.

I'm sick of being horizontally challenged, it's time to get a gym membership around here!

See fat, chunky, love handles, obese, overweight

2.

The inability to get laid.

Condoleezza Rice is so horizontally challenged, it's not funny.

See rice, challenged, laid


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