Horizontility

What is Horizontility?


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Horizontility is the amount of horizontalness of something, such as a tabletop, or floor. A vertical wall would have 0% horizontility while the line monitoring the heartbeat of a dead man would have 100% horizontility.

Person A: Dude, check out the horizontility of that guy. It's gotta be like 99%.

Person B: Yeah, silly drunk guys, sleep somewhere else.

See horizontility, horizontal, vertical, heartbeat, tabletop, floor, caleb


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