Hork

What is Hork?


1.

v. to steal something, though not usually applicable to shoplifting or grand theft.

I turned around for five minutes and someone horked my pepsi from the fridge at work.

2.

1. v

to quickly eat.

2. v

to vomit or belch in a manner like that of vomiting.

3. n

vomit

4. v

to steal or pilfer, usually pertaining to items of little value.

5. v

screw up, make dysfunctional

6. v

to sell (a bastardization of *hawk*)

6. v

do (can mean essentially anything)

i horked it down, then i horked it back up. then he horked my hork, and horked it to this guy who was totally horked up. then i horked my sister

3.

1. To vomit.

2. The summoning of phlegm, in preparation for spitting.

"My cat horked a big hairball on the sofa"

"John horked up a loogie and spit it at Jessica."

4.

To eat in a greedy and expedient manner. v.,adv.; hork, horked, horking

1)I horked all the cookies so I didn't have to share.

2)I've only got 5 minutes to hork down this sandwich before heading back to the condom factory.

See devour, swallow, inhale, gulp, masticate

5.

to steal

you horked my balogna.

6.

To smoke marijuana copiously.

I horked a huge bong hit at Jeff's house and almost coughed up a lung.

See smoke, burn, toke, chooch, get stoned, puff, horkforce

7.

Verb: to take something from someone,usually without physical force, but with a confidence bordering on arrogance.

(to hork, from the French horque)

also...horks,horked,horking,horker

My big brother horked my Redline and jumped it into a pond.

See steal, take, borrow


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