Horkin' The Bjork

What is Horkin' The Bjork?

1) Reading Animorphs while tripping on hallucinogens and listening to Bjork

2) Masturbating

3) Wrangling a barnyard animal

4) Actually copulating with Bjork

1) "I was Horkin' the Bjork last night when I had an epiphany about life, and how it relates to Elimists."

2) "Dude, lay off Horkin' the Bjork for a while, you're chafing."

3) "Gee, Cletus, the way you're Horkin' the Bjork today we can get off work in time to watch Nascar."

4) "I went to the concert in hopes of Horkin' the Bjork."

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