Horkin' The Bjork

What is Horkin' The Bjork?


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1) Reading Animorphs while tripping on hallucinogens and listening to Bjork

2) Masturbating

3) Wrangling a barnyard animal

4) Actually copulating with Bjork

1) "I was Horkin' the Bjork last night when I had an epiphany about life, and how it relates to Elimists."

2) "Dude, lay off Horkin' the Bjork for a while, you're chafing."

3) "Gee, Cletus, the way you're Horkin' the Bjork today we can get off work in time to watch Nascar."

4) "I went to the concert in hopes of Horkin' the Bjork."

See bjork, horking, fetish, shrooms, animorphs


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