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When you get your wife too drunk to have sex.
Things were going great and she was even talking about dooping, but I bought her one too ..
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an uber hottie who watchesreally cool HBO shows at 3 in the morning with her besties and doesn't wear shirts under hr sweatshirts. ..
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A final, pathetic attempt to do something when all other possibilities have been exhausted.
As a last ditch effort to become the cool k..
