Hornariphic

What is Hornariphic?

Hornariphic: being so horny that you'd due just about anything to relieve yourself.

Sam was so hornariphic he resorted to sticking his dick into the toaster as there was no other opening that looked ever more tantilizing..

See horny, sex, masturbate, sneaky, exposed, open

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