What is Horned?
1.
When a man, who is in heat or
*man standing by bar, woman leans over bar, and her cleavage is in his direct field of vision, he gets the urge or horned to put the moves on her and any other woman he can until his urge is satisfied*
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2.
Big Tits with real pointy nipples, and the person is really horny all the time
Pamela Anderson is horned
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3.
The state of having giant, usually bone, thingamajigers coming out of your head. Not to be confused with
Did you see the horned goat? It had horns!
4.
To be drunk out fo one's mind.
"Dude I'm so horned after I drank those 12 beers."
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