Horney-basterd Edit Meaning

1. cheese harvested from a lady-garden,derived from quim and the soft cheesy spread primula. She had a mott like a paper cut,unfortunately..

1. A nautical term used in sailing, describing a forceful or unintentional jibe. When fucking a mermaid, the boom slams across the deck. Th..

1. A fluffy teddy bear used in kinky sex. I tickled a hot chick on her ass with my zeddy to make her pussy tighter on my penis. See Brand..