What is Horniboyphrenia?
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An illness characterized by the lack of ability to exit one's bed in the morning, with complicating symptoms including frequent pleasurable sensations, dirty sheets, and housemates complaining about the noise levels.
I missed my job interview due the sudden onset of horniboyphrenia.
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Random Words:
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The highest state of "coolness".
Trick Daddy's new album is cooler than the polar bear's toenail...
