What is Horniboyphrenia?
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An illness characterized by the lack of ability to exit one's bed in the morning, with complicating symptoms including frequent pleasurable sensations, dirty sheets, and housemates complaining about the noise levels.
I missed my job interview due the sudden onset of horniboyphrenia.
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Almost having sex, but having the universe dick you over in some way. Like, so close that, could you freeze-frame the moment and displac..
