Hornitos

What is Hornitos?

A most excellent tequila.

Bartender, I'll have an hornitos margarita, straight up.

Bartender, I'll have another hornitos margarita, straight up.

Barrender, I'll have nmnother hrnoitos margarita, shut up.

Btenndr how buout another mgrita

Nother one please?

*vomits and passes out*

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